sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

rzse:

2monet&me
i don’t need a reason to take photos of myself but if i did this would be because today i feel exponentially better
  • First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
  • Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
yxnax:

10 selfies taken moments before death, life can change in a second
domyinyay:

Little Dragon concert the other night

Rihanna at Giorgio Baldi Restaurant (Oct. 15)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

xoxonicolerichie:

Nicole Richie en route to Late Night with Seth Meyers!